20 Gifts New Moms Actually Want (But Won’t Ask For)

Hey, you! Yes, you. Are you a mom? I thought so. I could smell the scent of your second pot of coffee brewing and yesterday’s body spray. (hi, Febreze!)

Wait, you don’t use Febreze to cover the smell of puke you wiped off your mom pants the day before?

Ohhh, crap! That’s me!! Call off the dogs!

Well, if you’re a Mama, and still reading this, hand over your cell phone (or laptop if you’re old school like me) to your husband, boyfriend, sister, co-worker, or baby daddy for that matter! Yes, RIGHT NOW. I’m going to get you hooked up, girl! Don’t worry, you are going to love it! You can thank me later.

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Hi, there! I’m Brandi and I know what your girl wants and needs. No, it ain’t like that! I am her virtual bestie that cares about her happiness, sanity, and well-being.  Your girl busts her tail every day raising little hellions into young well-mannered citizens of society. She deserves some love, attention, and recognition for her hard work.

Do you know how many times a day she sweeps crackers off the floor without losing her marbles? Do you realize she has 2,569 answers to the question: “But, why?” Have you noticed that she manages to keep a smile on her face despite running on Puff snacks and 3-4 hours of sleep at night?

You better pop out that Visa and show your homegirl, lover, friend, the best Mama in the world,” what she means to you!

Here are 20 gifts new moms actually want, but won’t ask for. Do your girl a favor, don’t make her ask.

20 Gifts New Moms Actually Want (But Won't Ask For)

 

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1. Talaria Foldable Ballet Flats

“Easily fits in Mama’s purse and steps up the mom pants a few notches.”

 

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2. Nayoya Back and Neck Pain Relief – Acupressure Mat and Pillow Set


“Eliminates the need for massages and chiropractic visits caused by holding a 22-pound toddler all day.”

 

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3. QIAYA Selfie Light Ring Rechargeable

“Mom’s portable lighting studio that will make her 528 Instagram shots of the kids look straight posh and professional.”

 

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4. Loads of Batiste Dry Shampoo

“Help Mama look like she actually takes showers and doesn’t live down on Broadway.”

 

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5. Amazon House Deep Cleaning 

“Because Mom’s life essentially revolves around cleaning messes all day, hire a cleaner so she can focus on more important things like…why do brother’s farts smell like Captain Crunch?”

 

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6. Home Surveillance System

“It’s hard to be everywhere at once, especially with 2 or 3 kiddos in the mix. This system will help her to literally have eyes in the back of her head.”

 

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“Help her forget about the crayon markings on the wall and hot dogs thrown all over the kitchen floor with the relaxing, yet energizing scent of rosemary essential oil.”

 

“Because mommin’ truly ain’t easy, and she needs this glass (full of wine!) to help her forget her woes, especially about still not fitting into her pre-pregnancy pants 10 months postpartum.”

 

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20 Gifts Every New Mom Wants (But Doesn't Ask For)

9.  Yeti Rambler

 

“Mom’s are SEVERELY dehydrated from nursing, lack of sleep, running around in circles, and attempting to recall everyday words like fork..and water bill.  Nothing will help her chug water more than this rambler that is guaranteed to keep her water cool and refreshing.”

 

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10. Tile Mate Combo Pack Anything Finder)

“When you have kids running around like maniacs pulling out every toy, article of clothing, and item in sight to scatter about the house, how in the hell are you EVER going to find where they tossed the car keys?”

 

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11. Bamboo Bathtub Caddy

“Books. Candles. Yummy Smells. On a Tub. Full of hot steaming water. Alone. Enough said.”

 

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12. Hip Teething Necklace

“Style matters, but so does the baby’s aching gums. Help a Mamacita earn a gold star for being hip and caring with this awesome teething necklace.”

 

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13. Q&A a Day for Moms: A 5-Year Journal

“This journal will help Mom capture it all–simply turn to today’s date and take a few moments to answer the question at the top of the page, like What Made Your Child Smile Today?Or, Did You Brush Your Hair Today? Why not? (joking!)

 

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14. Fashionable Wide Open Designed Diaper Bag

“Help mama feel a little more together with this fashionable diaper bag that allows her to find the tube of Desitin faster than her child can shout, Mommy, come wipe my butt!”

 

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15. Mom Life T-Shirt


“Because #momlife is the new #thuglife. Help her represent!”

 

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16. Bluetooth Earbuds with HiFi Bass Headset Built-in Microphone

“Quiet her 3 AM Netflix binge as baby #2 fights sleep, taking permanent residence on her nip.”

 

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17. Over-sized Snack Box of the World

“Because chasing after kids all day, and breastfeeding, can turn the daintiest of moms into a hungry, crazed beast.”

 

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18. Organic Beauty Box

“New moms still want to feel pretty and find a remedy for those new dark under-eye circles, even if they don’t manage to leave the house every day.”

 

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19. Stainless Steel KitchenAid Cold Brew Coffee Maker

“Regular coffee is the new mom’s BFF. But, cold-brew coffee is the new girl in town who Mom wants as her new best friend.” 

 

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20. High-waisted Yoga Pants

“She just had a baby. Unless “fitness freak” is her middle name, it’s likely she is still rocking a postpartum pooch. She will appreciate these slimming yoga pants to help with those bulgy blues.”

 

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20 Holiday Gifts Every New Mom Wants (But doesn't ask for)

Author: Brandi Wiatrak

Hey, Mama! I'm Violet's mom and Chris' step-mama, Brandi. This space is a peek into my cold-brew fueled life navigating motherhood and the world. With brutal honesty, humor, and sarcasm, I talk about the joys (and sucks) of parenting, ways to live a simple & sane life, and awesome adventures to embark on with your family. Come aboard my crazy train! Wine and Gerber Puffs included.

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